We Will Survive (Cont. of FE&L) Part 51; 2. THE END

Moooooooore

Imkah...

Moreeeeeeeeee?

Sorry that it took so long

Part 2

‘What the fuck?’ Chasity said confused.
‘I saw a photographer outside in a tree!’ he whispered.
‘Pff, you have a bee in your bonnet,’ she rolled her eyes and wanted to get up. Just when she came from behind the couch she saw a bright flash from outside.
‘My eyes!’ she said and went down again.
‘What did I told you?! You’ll see, tomorrow there’s a big photo of you in the magazine with the text “Javi’s new housemate!” or “Who’s this ugly duck?” ‘, he said.
‘Hey! I’m not a ugly duck, hairy Harry!’ she laughed and pushed him at the ground.
‘Hairy Harry? Take that back!’ he smiled and grabbed her waist.
‘Why should I? You were insulting me first!’ she stick out her tongue.
‘We are joking while there’s some jackass in the tree of the backgarden,’ Javi grinned.
‘Look if he’s still there!’ Chasity whispered and giggled.
Javi slowly looked over the couch out of the window. Again a flash.
‘God damnit!’ he yelled and went down again.
‘We’re trapped!’ she laughed.
‘Would you finally stop laughing and giggling? We have nowhere to go! Where is my phone?’
‘And then? You’re gonna call Basty and he’s coming in and the man will also photograph him, smaaart,’ she sighed.
‘No! I’m gonna call the police, ducky!’ he said and dialed the police number.
‘Hello? You’re speaking with Javier Colinet... of course of D’Nash! There’s paparazzi in my tree! Get him out of there! He.... of course it’s the real Javi! What do you think? I... what? ... No! Get that asshole out of my tree! ... What? ... IT IS THE REAL JAVI GOD DAMNIT! GET TO MY HOUSE AND ERASE THAT MOTHERFUCKER OUT OF MY LIFE!’ Javi shouted.
Chasity looked fascinated but quite shocked at him. She never seen him this angry.
‘Oh hell to you, crappy people! You should protect people, well thank you very much for your oh so great vision! Bye sucker!’ he yelled and hang up. ‘I could kill those cockroaches with their small dicks!’ he said pissed. Chasity burst out in laughing.
‘Now she’s gonna laugh too! This day can’t get any better! Just brilliant!’ Javi shook his head.
‘Cockroaches with small dicks! Haha!’ she laughed and wiped some tears away from the laughing.
‘Don’t laugh!’ he said pissed. ‘I’m furious already! And then you’re making fun of me!’
‘I’m sorry, Harry,’ she smiled and kissed him. Javi pushed her slowly back and looked concerned.
‘Nobody can see us here, don’t worry,’ she smiled and kissed him again. Chasity’s hands went under his shirt and touched his chest.
Javi pressed his hands on her belly and kissed her neck.
‘Are you sure nobody can see us here?’ Javi asked.
‘I’m 100% sure!’ she smiled and pulled his shirt off. She heard Javi breathing a bit harder. Then the doorbell rang. They both sighed.
‘Where’s the luck?’ Chasity grinned. ‘You’re gonna open the door?’
‘No, YOU are gonna open!’ Javi smiled.
‘No way!’
‘Yes way! Go!’ he said and tried to push Chasity away.
‘No!’ she laughed and grabbed Javi with her. They were away from the couch again and both looked shocked to the window. The man was gone.
They sighed of relief. The doorbell rang twice.
‘Ok I’ll go,’ Javi smiled and went to the frontdoor. Chasity stood up and closed the curtains. ‘Mikel!’ she heard Javi saying. She groaned. Not him AGAIN. He came over many times since he knew she and Javi were together. She didn’t really know why as Mikel still was with Veronica. In short time Javi hired a house for some weeks.
‘Come in,’ Javi smiled. Mikel saw Chasity and waved. She smiled and waved back.
‘It smells a bit bad here,’ Mikel said while sniffing with his nose.
‘My paella!’ Javi yelled and ran to the kitchen. The whole pan was filled with black smoke. ‘I’m sorry baby, the paella is dead,’ Javi said disappointed and looked at the pan with rotten food.
‘It’s a bummer yes, but pizza is also fine with me,’ she smiled.
‘Javi, you’re a bad cook!’ Mikel shook his head.
‘Like I see you cook every day!’ Javi said insulted and threw the black food in the trash can. ‘I’ll order some pizza,’ Chasity smiled, ‘Mikel, do you want pizza too?’
‘Yes please!’ Mikel smiled and sat down at the kitchen table.

Great part more soon?

Mikel

Paella from Javi. ::dreaming:: Delicious. More please.

hahah! this is hilarious!
there's paparazzi in my tree!!
‘I’m sorry baby, the paella is dead,’

My nan always complains when i get bees in my bonnet
great part!

damn those photogapher and damn to mikel always appearing... and he appears to eat


great part

I simply love your reactions

Mikel Great paart

I can just imagine Mikel eating a pizza...
Ok. that was weird

A paparazzi...
But great part!
Can't wait for more!

Sergo wrote:I can just imagine Mikel eating a pizza...
Ok. that was weird

Wtf

Imke ~ Javi wrote:

Sergo wrote:I can just imagine Mikel eating a pizza...
Ok. that was weird

Wtf

Vafaan

Sergo wrote:I can just imagine Mikel eating a pizza...
Ok. that was weird

why weird?? it's a normal thing, i guess

Sexy to see someone eat a pizza? xD

some people yes

only if it's mikel

and others few

Part 3

20 minutes after Chasity ordered the pizza the pizzaman rang the doorbell and Chasity opened up and took 3 boxes with pizzas in her hands. She paid and closed the door. ‘Pizza time!’ she yelled. Javi and Mikel quickly sat down on table and looked with hungry eyes at the still closed boxes.
‘Do I need to take the plates myself? It’s your house, Javi!’ she shook her head and walked to a closet with plates. ‘Eeeh Chas, we eat from the box, not from the plates!’ Javi frowned.
‘Oh yeah, act like I’m the dumb woman in the house again! Geez!’ she said pissed, put the plates back and sat down. ‘I can’t help I’m the hygienic one! All men are pigs, eating pizza from the box, puh!’ she muttered, opened her box and started eating.
Javi and Mikel looked at each other and grinned.
‘Now they are even laughing at me, stupid pigs,’ she continued muttering.
‘Hey! Ducky, stop it!’ Javi said. ‘Hairy Harry, shut your mouth,’ Chasity sniffed.
Mikel choked in a piece of salami. ‘Mikel!’ Chasity said and smacked his back. He spit the piece out on the box and drank some water.
‘How did you called Javi?’ he asked.
‘Eeh.. Hairy Harry?’
‘HAHAHAHA! That’s hilarious!’ Mikel laughed loudly and smacked with his hand on the table. Javi pulled up a grumpy face and kept eating the pizza.
‘Oh come on honey! I didn’t meant it so mean! It’s because you called me Ugly Duck!’ she said.
‘So?’ he muttered.
‘Ugly Duck? Oh man Javi, that’s mean,’ Mikel said with tears in his eyes from laughing.
‘Like Hairy Harry isn’t mean!’ Javi said and threw some paprika on Mikel’s pizza.
‘Hairy Harry isn’t mean. It’s funny!! Chas knows what nicknames to give to someone!’ he laughed.
‘Mikeeeel!!!’ Javi yelled.
‘Stop laughing, Skinny Billy,’ Chasity said.
‘Wha..what? Skinny Billy?’ Mikel suddenly stopped laughing and looked serious at her.
‘Yep, eat your pizza, Skinny Boney Billy,’ she said.
Now Javi began to laugh.
‘Now it’s fifty-fifty!’ he smiled.
‘Ok ok... but don’t call me Skinny Boney Billy anymore!’ Mikel said and ate his pizza again.
‘Ok... Small Chicken Ass,’ Chasity giggled.
‘Stop it!’ Mikel screamed.
‘Hahaha! Chas, you’re a genious!’ he laughed.
‘Thank you, pirate,’ she smiled.
‘Hey now stop!’ Javi said.
‘Ok ok!’ Chasity laughed and ate her last piece.
‘You’re done already?’ Mikel said surprised.
‘Of course! While you were making such a drama of those nicknames I went on eating! You still have like four pieces, you’re slow!’ she stick out her tongue and threw the pizzabox in the trashcan.
‘And that makes me the smartest in here!’ she continued, smiled and sat down on the couch and turned the tv on.
‘How can you survive having a girlfriend like her?’ Mikel raised his eyebrow and also threw a piece of paprika on Javi’s pizza.
‘Hey, she’s ok! And take this back! I hate paprika!’ he said and threw the piece back on Mikel’s pizza again.
‘I hate paprika too! Take it back!’ Mikel said and threw it back.
‘Mikeeeeeel!!! If you don’t stop I’ll shoot this in your chicken ass!’ Javi yelled and threw the piece at his head.
‘Does my head look like my chicken ass?’ Mikel said.
‘Well yeah!’ Javi sighed and took his pizzabox to the trashcan.
‘Then I’m going to throw paprika at your hairy Harry face!’ Mikel laughed and threw the piece of paprika at Javi’s face.
‘What the... MIKEL! LITTLE KID!’ Javi screamed and jumped on him.
Chasity quickly turned around and saw Javi sitting on Mikel.
‘Javi! Go away! You got any idea how big the difference is between my weight and your elephant weight?’ Mikel groaned.
Javi smacked his head. ‘Stop insulting me!’ he snapped and smacked him again. ‘Ouch! Javi! You rhino! GO AWAAAAY!’ he yelled and swung around with his arms and legs.
‘HAHA! This time the rhino wins from the weak chicken!’ Javi laughed.
‘Oh my god, you look like a bunch of little boys from 8 years old or something,’ Chasity shook her head.
Javi and Mikel both looked insulted at her. ‘I didn’t say anything!’ she whistled and slowly stood up from the couch and headed to the stairs.
‘Grab her!’ Mikel yelled and he and Javi ran after her.
‘No!’ she shouted and ran upstairs with Javi and Mikel after her.

This part was hilarious. Im still laughing. Now I seriously need more.

This part was just...gosh I just can't stop laughing..
Funny part!
Javi and Mikel act like little boys.. So sweet..

conan?

They are funny This was really hilarious. I need mooore. plz